UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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