On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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