I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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