This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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