it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Terrible idea I love it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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