So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
MIDGETS
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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