the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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