He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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