return my video game
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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