I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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