Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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