Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
smell my finger.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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