They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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