I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Drake has all the answers
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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