On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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