There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
4 words: hood of his car
I'm passing your future prison.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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