if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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