her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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