My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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