Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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