so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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