But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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