It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
you never un-have a 4some
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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