We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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