Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
