found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
