I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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