Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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