You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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