We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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