Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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