her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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