Welp...herpes.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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