Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think people are normalizing furries
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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