I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I will pee on everything he values.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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