Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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