ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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