There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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