we have officially lost it.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?