the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize