It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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