...so i touched it.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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