Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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