I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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