i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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