is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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