so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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