Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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