Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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