After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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