just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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