Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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