Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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