The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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