I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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